Mordecai, Silas, Sir Cerv, and the Earl of Dorcet made were called upon to investigate harassment of Norwegian ships off the coast of Orkney. Ships flying French colors were detaining Norwegian ships on the pretense of looking for a fugitive criminal disguised as a little girl. The heroes investigated by sailing south and were detained by Francois the Frenchman who informed the heroes he was looking for a little girl who was actually a fugitive criminal. With quick thinking skills Mordecain ran around the deck of the ship pretending to be a little girl but the Francois seemed strangely relieved when Mordecai proved not to actually be a little girl. The heroes received word that the Earl of Moray had told the Pope that he was sent to the Vatican to protest the arranged marriage between Princess Margaret and Prince Andrew. Silas sorted this out with the Pope. After Prince Andrew and Princess Margaret finished some preliminary wedding planning the heroes decided that the Princess Margaret should be moved to Edinburgh and the spy master of the Duke of Orkney assisted with creating a diversion with rumors of a ship transporting Princess Margaret while the ship which actually transported Princess Margaret took a more circuitous route initially feinting as if to go to Norway. After the heroes arrived in Edinburgh the animate doll reappeared and Mordecai foiled an attempt on Princess Margaret’s life by throwing an acid bomb at the doll.

Tales of England, Session #3



Silas the English Chaplain, Sir Richard of Dorcet, and Prince Andrew made plans for the Wedding between Princess Margaret and Prince Andrew and Princess Margaret’s Coronation. While planning a Templar Ship arrived at Orkney with none other than Grand Master Jaques de Molay. Sir Molay asked the assistance of the Duke of Orkney in resettling some non-christian refugees he had rescued from Islamic persecution in after the fall of Acre. None of the other christian kingdoms would grant the refugees asylum. The Duke of Orkney was gracious in granting assistance and delegated the matter to Chaplain Silas, The Earl of Dorcet, and Prince Andrew. Prince Andrew, Silas, and Richard determined met with the refugees and counted them 36 in number with a female high Priestess leading them. While many did convert to Christianity through the ministry of Silas the high Priestess and ten other refugees would not convert. Prince Andrew arranged for the remaining refugees to be settled in Shetland or the Faroe islands. The refugees agreed to a tour the potential settlements. Prince Andrew, Earl Richard, and Chaplain Silas arranged for a trial for the High Priestess at sea as it had become know through her own word that she was a practitioner of black magic practicing child sacrifice. As Prince Andrew approached the High Priestess while at sea he found her performing rights over the sea stand perilously close to the edge of the deck. Having heard of her proposed trial the High Priestess reacted with hostility and attempted to cast a spell. Prince Andrew through a lemon in her mouth and in her shock she fell overboard. Another cultist who had voiced hostile feeling toward the Priestess was summoned to the scene and the cultist requested a sheep with which to perform a blood sacrifice to deal with the High Priestess once and for all. As the cultist attempted to perform the rite on the edge of the deck he too fell to the waters. The High Priestess and the Cultist attacked once another and the party’s ship sailed on. Several refugees converted to Christianity after witness the demise of their Priestess to such foolish behavior and settled in Shetland. The heroes escorted the remaining three refugees who were also know to subscribe to child sacrifice and black magic to the Faroe islands. Luckily Silas was able to obtain signed official documents authorizing the deaths of persons to be named after beating the Court Chaplain of Orkney in a game of darts. The governor of the Faroes insisted on having the signed death warrants before he would accept the refugees for settlement. The heroes later obtained written authorizations for the various settling of refugees in the Shetlands; no settlement documents were required for the Faroe Islands.



Tales of England Session #2


(Summary by GM Jon)

Princess Margaret, Sir Cerv, Earl Richard of Dorcet, Master Quan emissary of Kublai Khan, and his holiness Silas of the Inquisition prepared to depart to Orkney island to the Court of the Duke of Orkney. As the party prepared to depart Princess Margaret received a suspicious package delivered by Timothy the servant. Princess Margaret was suspicious of the package and Silas of the Inquisition detained Timothy the servant concerning the contents of the package, a doll. As the heroes pressed Timothy the Servant he exploded. As Princess Margaret’s attendants were incapacitated the doll became animate, burnt and mangled from the explosion fled the interrogation and attacked Princess Margaret. Princess Margaret deftly avoided the attack and the doll fled. After the party regrouped they met in secret and concocted a ruse such that Princess Margaret was publicly announced to be on the first ship departing to Orkney and rumors that the Princess Margaret was really on the second ship. Prince Andrew and Prince Edward boarded the first ship to reinforce the ruse. Meanwhile Princess Margaret and her attendants took an overland route from Oslo to Bergen and secured passage on a ship that was departing to London. The Princess’s attendants revealed to the Captain that the Princess Margaret was onboard. The Captain adjusted course to Orkney. The party encounter a large squid creature and there was a tense interaction as they tried to communicate. In an effort to communicate the party offered a prisoner awaiting judgment for piracy who Silas determined to be chaotic evil, the pirate protested briefly as tentacle drug him over board. Minutes after the pirates corpse animated as a zombie was placed back on board. The zombie attempted to communicate with the party to no avail. The squid creature placed a mermaid on the deck of the ship and the party continued to Orkney to arrive at the court of the Duke. The Duke was able to communicate with the mermaid and it was revealed that the squid creature wanted to open diplomatic relations with the land dwellers. The Duke met with the squid creature in the harbor and hashed out a few details. Issues still to be determined included the timing of marriage and coronation of Princess Margaret.



Mordecai, Gnomish Alchemist, opened his alchemical shop in London of a foggy morning. After opening shop and helping some early morning regulars Mordecai worked on some alchemical research as he waited for customers. Suddenly the peace of the shop was disturbed by a small group of gnomes lead by the local gnomish blowhard, Hershal. Hershal made a brief pretense of looking at the shop’s wares but quickly dropped this obvious pretense at began loudly demanding that Mordecai “do something” about the Statute of Gnomery, in his more rational and practical moments of bellowing making reference to Moredecai’s unusual access to the Royal Court given his friendship with Prince Andrew, heir apparent to the throne. Mordecai tried to placate the loud and obnoxious gnome while the provocative statements Hershal made drew the attention of some human citizens. After Mordecai pointed out that Hershal might well get a chance for action should her provocative ranting continue Hershal ceased his rant and departed. One of the Gnomes who had accompanied Hershal, a young and aspiring alchemist named Schlomo, remained behind to buy some alchemical supplies and try to win the favor of Mordecai as Schlomo admired Mordecai thinking him a wise and powerful alchemist. The town guard appeared and began to drag away Schlomo under charges of disturbing the peace but luckily the Halfling Lord Richard Earl of Dorset, and Silas Wayfarer Inquisitor of his Holiness the Pope were coing to visit their friend Mordecai and came upon the scene. Inquisitor Silas convinced the guards of the error of their ways and persuaded a guard that he should be more introspective concerning his own faults and whether or not he was possessed of the devil. Schlomo the aspiring young gnome alchemist was released and spared the gallows.
Prince Andrew was and his counselors, Mordecai, Silas, and Richard were summoned to the King’s court urgently. Prince Andrew was nowhere to be found and so his counselors came in his stead. The Scottish Lords, Robert de Brus, Lord Balliol, and Lord Comyn brought news to King Edward I’s court with news that King Alexander III of Scotland and died suddenly. The Lords were prepared to discuss their claims of succession but King Edward I revealed that the Duke of Orkney was at court to press the right of succession of Princess Margaret of Norway on her behalf.


After discussion it was revealed that Princess Margaret was betrothed to Prince Andrew. The Dwarvish Lords expressed their disapproval pointing out that the King of Scotland should be Scottish (aka Dwarvish). After dispute as to who was to wed and where Princess Margaret was to travel to (Scotland or England) it was eventually agreed that the Papacy provide a ship to defuse some of the tension between the claimants each side wanting to transport the Princess on their respective factions’ ship. It was pointed out by the Duke of Orkney and others that many of these details will truly be decided upon by the King of Norway, Princess Margaret’s father.


Prince Andrew did show up in the middle of the meeting but not before King Edward I spoke in anger to the effect that perhaps his younger son, Edward II, would make a better husband for Princess Margaret. Prince Edward (age 5 years) was summoned to court and during his presence there he was noted to clutch a toy ship in obvious fear of his father. The Queen Eleanor was able to soften the tension somewhat as did Prince Andrew with his eccentric entrance to court carrying a recently slain dear as a trophy. This tension did need diminish as such outrageous proposals as having Prince Edward and Lord Comyn’s son go to one another respective courts to the great concern of Edward’s court and the shock of the Duke of Orkney. Later on Lord Balliol position seemed to soften after a discussion with King Edward but Lord de Brus and Lord Comyn maintained stauch opinion.
Later Prince Andrew had a terrible nightmare and with the aid of magic it was revealed that he was being targeting with enchantments. Inquisitor Silas was able to secure a spy in the harbor and it was revealed that each faction was preparing to launch a ship in addition to the Papal ship.